This has been buzzing around the internet lately, but worth reading for a good laugh.
I bet you didn't know THESE facts about Chuck Norris. Facts such as:
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
"Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky"."
If you don't care for Chuck Norris, just sub in "Sonny Chiba" for any mention of Norris and it works pretty darn well! Visit here for more facts.